عالم الحياة الزوجية - منتدى

قالت احبك قلت صفي طابور · 10-05-2008, 13:36

WHITE WOMEN
First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date:
You get to have sex but only in the missionary
position
.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress
.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothinghappens.
Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothinghappens again .
Third date:
You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen
.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date
Meet her parents.

Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.

Third date:
Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a realexpensive dinner.

Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you
.

TO BE Followed .......

قالت احبك قلت صفي طابور · 10-05-2008, 13:39

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila,
and have sex inthe back of her car.
Second Date:
She's pregnant.
Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father,
his girlfriend, hertwo sisters, her brother, all of their
kids, her grandma, her father'sgirlfriend's mother,
her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and histhree
kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the
rest of yourlife in your home that used to be nice,
but now looks like a home alongthe Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts,
Uncles, Friends andentire Arab community finds out.

Second Date:
Guy is shot dead.

No third date!!!

LEBANESE WOMEN:

First Date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress
Second Date:
You will take a loan to keep the image
Third Date :
You are broke, she finds someone wealthier

^/^فــــايق^/^ · 12-05-2008, 09:23

hahahahahaah
for arab women
it realy happen

thannnnnnnnnks

قالت احبك قلت صفي طابور · 12-05-2008, 10:07

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ^/^فــــايق^/^

hahahahahaah
for arab women
it realy happen

thannnnnnnnnks

You are welcome dear, thnx for passing by, stay cooooooooooool

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